How to wake a sleeping fetus

Apparently it takes:

  • 1 Little Debbie Nutty bar
  • 1 Dr. Pepper
  • and when those don’t work, throw in:
  • 3/4 of an “Energy” Vitamin Water
  • Mama losing her fucking shit and preparing to drive to the ER/L&D

to get a 36-week fetus who’s been napping all freaking day to wake up.

Never a dull moment up in this trailer, I tells ya.

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  1. For next time, try a really cold glass of ice water. My friend said it worked for her!


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