I HAVE VOICE IMMODULATION DISORDER


Dear girl in the coffeeshop this afternoon,

I’m so glad to know that your no-good cheating liar of a boyfriend, Matthew, got married to someone else while you were still dating. In fact, I’m sure everyone else here is thrilled to know your business.

It’s called an inside voice. Look into it.

ETA: 30 minutes later, she’s still at it. Loudly. Apparently, now he’s stalking her.

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  1. BetsyD

     /  February 17, 2008

    I have a friend here who talks really, really loudly in restaurants. And because being loud is a huge Irish stereotype regarding Americans, I often cringe when we’re out.

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  2. Montana Mike

     /  February 18, 2008

    Reminds me of that ol’ SNL character by Mike Myers who loudly exclaims “I can’t control the volume of my voice!”

    Reply

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